Its members, its history and its figures
“Hetzers sure do love to Hetz, don't they?”
Roster as of 3 Nov 2026 · 11 hours ago
A bunch of people who play tanks (to varying degrees of success) and are sometimes in different levels of intoxication while doing so.
Commander
Executive Officer
Intelligence Officer
Private
Private
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 963 | 49.55% | 1,338 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,313 d | 3 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 48.57% | 4,995 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,313 d | 2 days ago | |
| 3 | Intelligence Officer | — | 45.78% | 771 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 5,311 d | 2 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 49.18% | 5,232 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,312 d | 2 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 46.30% | 864 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 5,311 d | 2 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.