Its members, its history and its figures
“We can fly, we just choose not to.”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 12 hours ago
A group of penguins who got pushed out of an airplane before they were ready. We just need a little prep, okay? Kraa-KAW!
Commander
Executive Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 920 | 48.40% | 5,653 | — | — | — | 15 months ago | 4,517 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,103 | 48.07% | 4,504 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,517 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Private | — | 49.37% | 3,439 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,517 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 45.26% | 1,328 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,517 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 48.18% | 2,414 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,517 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Private | — | 48.34% | 5,205 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,517 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Private | 985 | 49.57% | 4,216 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 4,517 d | yesterday | |
| 8 | Private | — | 47.80% | 1,565 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,485 d | 16 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 53.62% | 580 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,349 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | 589 | 48.64% | 2,755 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,192 d | 15 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 42.86% | 231 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,097 d | 16 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruit | — | 45.45% | 11 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,892 d | 16 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 51.85% | 135 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,485 d | yesterday | |
| 14 | Recruit | — | 43.63% | 479 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,790 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.