Its members, its history and its figures
“"We Love The Smell of Composition B In The Morning"”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 16 hours ago
The merriest band of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Commander
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 41.30% | 1,690 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,881 d | 17 days ago | |
| 2 | Private | 382 | 43.58% | 4,417 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,881 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Private | — | 41.18% | 170 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 4,881 d | 17 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 46.46% | 2,133 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,881 d | 17 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 34.92% | 63 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,881 d | 17 days ago | |
| 6 | Private | 97 | 47.97% | 2,266 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,879 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 47.67% | 172 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,618 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.