Its members, its history and its figures
Fake Noobs
NA“Lex Talionis -- The law of retribution.”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 15 hours ago
About
We are Fake Noobs! We protect the Tupperware in Atlantis from the oncoming Zombie Apocalypse. Why do we protect it? Because not protecting it would be stupid!
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- Founder
- _LexTalionis_
- Clan id
- 1000055780
- Followed here since
- 15 Oct 2026
- Members
- 16
- Active, 30 days · of 16 with statistics
- 4
- Average WN8 · over 5 members with a rating
- 1,645
- Win rate · all members’ battles
- 51.22%
- Average battles
- 18,561
Members
- apollokenney—
Commander
- Win rate
- 53.55%
- Battles
- 20,137
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 2,536 d
- Stats
- today
- m10td2,176
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 54.52%
- Battles
- 12,514
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 10 months ago
- In clan
- 2,523 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- Havin_fun_49—
Personnel Officer
- Win rate
- 49.41%
- Battles
- 28,978
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 2,534 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- idahosteal1,176
Personnel Officer
- Win rate
- 48.62%
- Battles
- 65,922
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 14 days ago
- In clan
- 2,531 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- Jordan_Sheep_Whisperer—
Intelligence Officer
- Win rate
- 50.35%
- Battles
- 10,775
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 4 years ago
- In clan
- 2,422 d
- Stats
- today
- Catsmile—
Quartermaster
- Win rate
- 53.82%
- Battles
- 9,827
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 3 years ago
- In clan
- 2,528 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- RobotGorillaman—
Quartermaster
- Win rate
- 52.61%
- Battles
- 3,425
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 4 years ago
- In clan
- 2,487 d
- Stats
- 15 days ago
- cotne81—
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 50.09%
- Battles
- 11,957
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 2,531 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- underdog_1,678
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 54.69%
- Battles
- 18,597
- 30 days
- 18 battles
- Last battle
- 8 days ago
- In clan
- 2,529 d
- Stats
- 6 days ago
- target_practice_ohio—
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 50.12%
- Battles
- 29,361
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 6 years ago
- In clan
- 2,528 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- SgtDoss—
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 50.74%
- Battles
- 14,115
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 3 years ago
- In clan
- 2,527 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- BruceU—
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 53.72%
- Battles
- 12,742
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 4 years ago
- In clan
- 2,517 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- Arbiter221,604
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 51.42%
- Battles
- 9,131
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 17 days ago
- In clan
- 2,517 d
- Stats
- 14 days ago
- TAKO1027—
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 53.78%
- Battles
- 3,397
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 6 years ago
- In clan
- 2,516 d
- Stats
- 15 days ago
- Henry_Tao1,589
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 51.43%
- Battles
- 25,524
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 16 days ago
- In clan
- 2,516 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
- Captain_Bota—
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 53.97%
- Battles
- 20,580
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 4 years ago
- In clan
- 2,507 d
- Stats
- 13 days ago
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 53.55% | 20,137 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,536 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 2,176 | 54.52% | 12,514 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,523 d | 13 days ago | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | — | 49.41% | 28,978 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,534 d | 13 days ago | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | 1,176 | 48.62% | 65,922 | — | — | — | 14 days ago | 2,531 d | 13 days ago | |
| 5 | Intelligence Officer | — | 50.35% | 10,775 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,422 d | today | |
| 6 | Quartermaster | — | 53.82% | 9,827 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,528 d | 13 days ago | |
| 7 | Quartermaster | — | 52.61% | 3,425 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,487 d | 15 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruitment Officer | — | 50.09% | 11,957 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,531 d | 13 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruitment Officer | 1,678 | 54.69% | 18,597 | 18 | 4,529 | 72.22% | 8 days ago | 2,529 d | 6 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruitment Officer | — | 50.12% | 29,361 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,528 d | 13 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruitment Officer | — | 50.74% | 14,115 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,527 d | 13 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruitment Officer | — | 53.72% | 12,742 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,517 d | 13 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruitment Officer | 1,604 | 51.42% | 9,131 | — | — | — | 17 days ago | 2,517 d | 14 days ago | |
| 14 | Recruitment Officer | — | 53.78% | 3,397 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,516 d | 15 days ago | |
| 15 | Recruitment Officer | 1,589 | 51.43% | 25,524 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 2,516 d | 13 days ago | |
| 16 | Recruitment Officer | — | 53.97% | 20,580 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,507 d | 13 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.