Its members, its history and its figures
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Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 20 hours ago
-Doe Mai-
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Recruitment Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 56.16% | 438 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,657 d | 17 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 3,126 | 66.46% | 42,932 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 2,758 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 2,766 | 61.42% | 31,504 | — | — | — | 18 months ago | 2,757 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 2,821 | 64.10% | 19,070 | — | — | — | 18 months ago | 2,479 d | today | |
| 5 | Personnel Officer | 2,431 | 58.40% | 8,940 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,656 d | yesterday | |
| 6 | Personnel Officer | 2,176 | 55.32% | 27,243 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,976 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruitment Officer | — | 54.86% | 782 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,656 d | 17 days ago | |
| 8 | Junior Officer | — | 56.28% | 12,052 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,753 d | 14 days ago | |
| 9 | Junior Officer | — | 51.00% | 3,533 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,290 d | 17 days ago | |
| 10 | Junior Officer | 2,698 | 62.28% | 24,213 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 2,269 d | 2 days ago | |
| 11 | Junior Officer | 2,656 | 60.70% | 6,059 | — | — | — | 59 days ago | 1,873 d | 17 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | — | 62.67% | 943 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 2,854 d | 17 days ago | |
| 13 | Private | 3,128 | 63.68% | 1,250 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 2,495 d | today | |
| 14 | Recruit | — | 58.25% | 23,235 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,148 d | today | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.