Its members, its history and its figures
“My favorite animal is steak”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 17 hours ago
Definition of steak
1a : a slice of meat cut from a fleshy part of a beef carcass.
b : a similar slice of a specified meat other than beef ham steak.
c : a cross-section slice of a large fish swordfish steak.
2a: Dammit it's steak, just eat it!!!
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
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| 1 | Commander | 1,405 | 51.13% | 34,912 | — | — | — | 22 months ago | 2,153 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Intelligence Officer | — | 43.75% | 144 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,030 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Private | — | 35.71% | 42 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,787 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 22.22% | 9 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,787 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 39.84% | 630 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,787 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Private | — | 30.68% | 88 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,787 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Private | 204 | 39.95% | 746 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 1,787 d | 15 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | 834 | 46.20% | 10,751 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 1,722 d | 14 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 33.33% | 45 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,722 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 50.00% | 16 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,722 d | 16 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 36.71% | 79 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,722 d | 16 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruit | — | 40.51% | 237 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,722 d | 16 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 47.95% | 6,087 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,722 d | 16 days ago | |
| 14 | Recruit | — | 0.00% | 2 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,722 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.