Deadpool Corps

Through lightest dark or darkest light,
You dont need no bling to join the fight.
We're mercs with mouths and so much more,
Yippee-ki-yay, we're the Deadpool Corps!"

We represent all that is good and... gooder
[I think the word is goodest]
Whatever... anyway... we represent, Chimichangas!
[yum!]
Bea Arthur
[<3]
Duct tape
[Duck tape]
Guns!
[Pew pew]
explosions!
[KaBoom!]
and of course games with tanks!
[World of Warcraft!]
No... World of Tanks...
[Oh. um... whats that?]
...
[...]
We accept all forms of payments including: credits, gold, cash, doubloons, Intergalactic space monies, chimichangas, or a night of sweet lovin!
[If you are a chick!]
Right! if you are a chick! sorry dudes but we don't roll that way.

If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The Deadpool Corps.

[That was cool and explody!]