Its members, its history and its figures
“We will give you Derpies!”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 13 hours ago
Hey there! We're the Derp-a-Holics Anonymous.
We're a close-knit, friendly community (almost too friendly) of players who are based in Canada, the United States, and Europe.
You can find our members online in any of the US or EU timezones. We also have a TeamSpeak 3 server, message one of our members for the address.
Our patron tank is the M4 Sherman tank, the one and only true Derp tank (KV-1S also allowed :P).
If you are interested in joining and want to derp some tanks, send in an application and we will schedule a hearing.
~Jewbacca, Deputy Commander. (Message modified by CyberThrill, Commander.)
Commander
Intelligence Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Private
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 48.93% | 10,314 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 5,029 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Intelligence Officer | — | 48.75% | 10,918 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 5,026 d | today | |
| 3 | Recruitment Officer | — | 48.16% | 4,311 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 5,026 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Recruitment Officer | — | 46.09% | 755 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 4,886 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 46.60% | 1,163 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 5,008 d | yesterday | |
| 6 | Private | 721 | 48.71% | 25,169 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 4,942 d | 15 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | 607 | 46.63% | 22,766 | — | — | — | 22 months ago | 4,285 d | today | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.