Its members, its history and its figures
Bringing You Death In 3D.
NA“if you cant declare parlay den go away we don't need you”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 23 hours ago
About
We Are Currently Recruiting!
CLAN INFO:
OUR OBJECTIVE IS TO BE THE WORST CLAN OF NA
RECRUIT MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS:
☛ Must have killed at least 20 teammates
☛ Must have been banned at least 5 times exceptions will be made based on the period of time you were banned
☛ must have rammed a friendly tank off a cliff (or drowned one)
☛ Must have blamed MM at least once for no reason
☛Played over 420 battles
☛Have declared parlay at least once in a battle
☛Have a tank.
☛Have a win rate of below 69%
- Founder
- idontplaystrategically
- Clan id
- 1000007760
- Followed here since
- 15 Oct 2026
- Members
- 9
- Active, 30 days · of 9 with statistics
- 0
- Average WN8 · over 1 member with a rating
- 708
- Win rate · all members’ battles
- 48.34%
- Average battles
- 6,972
Members
- idontplaystrategically—
Commander
- Win rate
- 50.80%
- Battles
- 21,222
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 9 years ago
- In clan
- 5,018 d
- Stats
- today
- Gun_Slinger_21—
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 43.63%
- Battles
- 7,326
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 13 years ago
- In clan
- 4,977 d
- Stats
- today
- renamed_1004315203—
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 50.32%
- Battles
- 8,887
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 9 years ago
- In clan
- 4,647 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
- nickthelank—
Combat Officer
- Win rate
- 48.44%
- Battles
- 4,587
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 10 years ago
- In clan
- 4,644 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
- sonic1o1—
Quartermaster
- Win rate
- 46.37%
- Battles
- 3,196
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 9 years ago
- In clan
- 4,625 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
- OmrMag008708
Private
- Win rate
- 47.51%
- Battles
- 9,671
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 36 days ago
- In clan
- 4,978 d
- Stats
- 16 days ago
- Stormshocker—
Private
- Win rate
- 43.51%
- Battles
- 1,786
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 9 years ago
- In clan
- 4,923 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- mr_guzlor—
Private
- Win rate
- 46.34%
- Battles
- 5,296
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 9 years ago
- In clan
- 4,647 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
- LazyElephant—
Recruit
- Win rate
- 45.57%
- Battles
- 779
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 9 years ago
- In clan
- 4,272 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 50.80% | 21,222 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 5,018 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 43.63% | 7,326 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 4,977 d | today | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | — | 50.32% | 8,887 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,647 d | 17 days ago | |
| 4 | Combat Officer | — | 48.44% | 4,587 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,644 d | 17 days ago | |
| 5 | Quartermaster | — | 46.37% | 3,196 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,625 d | 17 days ago | |
| 6 | Private | 708 | 47.51% | 9,671 | — | — | — | 36 days ago | 4,978 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Private | — | 43.51% | 1,786 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,923 d | yesterday | |
| 8 | Private | — | 46.34% | 5,296 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,647 d | 17 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 45.57% | 779 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,272 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.