Its members, its history and its figures
“"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." -Ernest Hemingway”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 19 hours ago
A congregation of those who drink and drive and shoot. Beer, man's gift to himself, and tanks are the principle ingredients to our glory. One does not simply shoot another teammate in the rear for sexual purposes; it is also indicative of a pat on the back for drinking so many beers and still hitting targets.
Currently Recruiting epic gamers.
Currently recruiting
Qualifications:
1. Drink beer
2. Be cool
3. Don't suck
Come join us on TeamSpeak: beeer.neokobe.biz
Note: Do not mind the third E; that's what happens when you drink enough beers.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 3,134 | 61.52% | 473 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,118 d | 17 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 2,081 | 56.81% | 28,869 | 39 | 1 | 28.21% | 13 days ago | 4,521 d | today | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 2,117 | 57.50% | 20,434 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 1,492 d | 2 days ago | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | 2,849 | 59.27% | 30,226 | — | — | — | 18 months ago | 849 d | 2 days ago | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | 1,483 | 52.03% | 12,419 | — | — | — | 4 days ago | 2,383 d | today | |
| 6 | Private | 2,440 | 57.44% | 12,624 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 4,716 d | yesterday | |
| 7 | Private | 2,377 | 59.83% | 19,433 | — | — | — | 4 months ago | 4,694 d | yesterday | |
| 8 | Private | — | 70.31% | 3,351 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,051 d | 17 days ago | |
| 9 | Private | 2,195 | 59.86% | 43,230 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 3,838 d | yesterday | |
| 10 | Private | 2,339 | 62.31% | 15,161 | 340 | 1,188 | 49.12% | today | 3,793 d | today | |
| 11 | Private | 1,780 | 54.57% | 8,963 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 2,386 d | 17 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | 853 | 48.13% | 19,479 | 21 | 1,328 | 52.38% | 2 days ago | 2,379 d | today | |
| 13 | Private | 2,423 | 62.74% | 9,823 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 2,363 d | yesterday | |
| 14 | Private | 2,218 | 60.61% | 5,014 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,265 d | 17 days ago | |
| 15 | Private | 828 | 48.27% | 23,022 | — | — | — | 17 months ago | 946 d | 16 days ago | |
| 16 | Recruit | — | 51.35% | 5,624 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 1,057 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.