Its members, its history and its figures
“We look to the bacon for our guidance and honor.”
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Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 55.83% | 7,791 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,404 d | 2 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 53.13% | 9,594 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 5,402 d | 2 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | — | 48.98% | 1,074 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,402 d | 2 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 52.76% | 1,719 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 5,402 d | 2 days ago | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | — | 48.70% | 4,285 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,386 d | 2 days ago | |
| 6 | Executive Officer | 926 | 49.06% | 16,330 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,938 d | yesterday | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 50.00% | 6 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,530 d | 2 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.