Its members, its history and its figures
“We fight for German Chocolate, French Toast, British Crumpets, American Pie, and Russian Vodka.”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 22 hours ago
Commander
Combat Officer
Recruitment Officer
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,646 | 51.16% | 14,847 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 5,108 d | 2 days ago | |
| 2 | Combat Officer | — | 52.97% | 7,738 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,108 d | 2 days ago | |
| 3 | Recruitment Officer | — | 49.08% | 6,532 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,108 d | 2 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 50.23% | 426 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,106 d | yesterday | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 4,872 d | 2 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | 716 | 48.99% | 5,015 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 3,463 d | 18 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 47.73% | 882 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,342 d | 18 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 46.86% | 1,274 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,816 d | 18 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 46.56% | 3,544 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,811 d | 18 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.