Its members, its history and its figures
“Don't Be A Douche”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 20 hours ago
Total Douche
Semi-Douche
Complete Douche
Quite Douche
A Little Less Douche
Commander
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Private
Private
Private
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,423 | 53.37% | 20,676 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 5,338 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Combat Officer | — | 52.45% | 33,688 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,338 d | 2 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | — | 50.92% | 24,433 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,338 d | 2 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 50.83% | 12,051 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 5,338 d | yesterday | |
| 5 | Private | — | 50.43% | 7,742 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 5,336 d | yesterday | |
| 6 | Private | — | 49.02% | 11,501 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 5,034 d | yesterday | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.