Its members, its history and its figures
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Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 7 hours ago
Fun-loving, but serious minded players looking for the following type of players:
IQ must be higher than that of a tomato. (ie. Must not be a "window-licker")
Able to read words consisting of 3 letters or more.
Able to form simple sentences. Ex. "I am hungry." "I have to pee."
DISCORD IS REQUIRED. We are a social bunch, so please jump in and say hi! (Also, if you are easily offended, we are definitely not the right fit for you!)
Still interested? Send us an application!
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,062 | 47.04% | 23,603 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,273 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 900 | 47.53% | 13,698 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 3,117 d | 14 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 673 | 46.26% | 27,871 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,901 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 1,045 | 48.79% | 19,358 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,300 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | 1,301 | 49.80% | 23,531 | 113 | 1,182 | 50.44% | today | 2,234 d | today | |
| 6 | Executive Officer | 1,938 | 52.92% | 29,729 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,030 d | 14 days ago | |
| 7 | Executive Officer | 1,581 | 50.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 1,725 d | 16 days ago | |
| 8 | Personnel Officer | 816 | 48.12% | 53,802 | — | — | — | 4 days ago | 4,187 d | today | |
| 9 | Personnel Officer | 701 | 48.48% | 16,930 | — | — | — | 22 days ago | 2,881 d | 15 days ago | |
| 10 | Personnel Officer | 600 | 47.24% | 23,086 | — | — | — | 21 days ago | 2,767 d | 14 days ago | |
| 11 | Personnel Officer | 1,232 | 48.73% | 8,879 | — | — | — | 15 months ago | 2,388 d | 16 days ago | |
| 12 | Junior Officer | 751 | 48.13% | 28,737 | 45 | 566 | 46.67% | 3 days ago | 2,436 d | today | |
| 13 | Junior Officer | 1,027 | 47.86% | 9,518 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 1,746 d | 16 days ago | |
| 14 | Junior Officer | 716 | 47.75% | 9,034 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 1,732 d | 16 days ago | |
| 15 | Junior Officer | 909 | 46.05% | 11,419 | — | — | — | 52 days ago | 1,731 d | 16 days ago | |
| 16 | Junior Officer | 1,200 | 49.03% | 21,189 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,706 d | 14 days ago | |
| 17 | Junior Officer | 1,298 | 49.65% | 17,002 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 1,604 d | today | |
| 18 | Private | 775 | 46.74% | 13,458 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 1,769 d | today | |
| 19 | Private | 838 | 47.72% | 6,543 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,530 d | 16 days ago | |
| 20 | Private | 549 | 46.07% | 4,860 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 1,481 d | 16 days ago | |
| 21 | Private | 352 | 45.82% | 1,829 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 321 d | 16 days ago | |
| 22 | Recruit | 741 | 48.02% | 7,449 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 685 d | 16 days ago | |
| 23 | Recruit | 307 | 44.41% | 304 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 410 d | 16 days ago | |
| 24 | Recruit | 325 | 46.92% | 130 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 304 d | 16 days ago | |
| 25 | Reservist | — | 46.11% | 8,656 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,018 d | 16 days ago | |
| 26 | Reservist | 1,528 | 51.85% | 26,723 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,352 d | 16 days ago | |
| 27 | Reservist | — | 48.12% | 2,762 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,031 d | 16 days ago | |
| 28 | Reservist | — | 41.19% | 437 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,602 d | 16 days ago | |
| 29 | Reservist | 939 | 46.26% | 9,990 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 1,597 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.