Its members, its history and its figures
“We like nipples and we don't care who knows! From the saggy ones to the ones on hoes.”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 20 hours ago
We like to party with Mathew Mcconaughey. We're all team players except when we kill you cause we don't like you, yah I'm talking to you Jim. Clan leaders are TheWildJaredS, Stalevenom, HungryNarwhal, Pulsing Platypus.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,407 | 50.22% | 17,749 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 4,281 d | 15 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,370 | 49.31% | 9,937 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 4,281 d | 15 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 962 | 48.46% | 9,880 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 4,281 d | 15 days ago | |
| 4 | Junior Officer | — | 48.39% | 155 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,279 d | today | |
| 5 | Private | — | 53.85% | 65 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,280 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | 883 | 49.34% | 1,524 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 3,362 d | 15 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 56.44% | 101 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,945 d | 16 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | 1,575 | 51.88% | 13,154 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,448 d | 15 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | 371 | 44.39% | 214 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 1,822 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.