Its members, its history and its figures
“Go ahead and take that shot of bleach, and make sure you chase it with some buckshot.”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 12 hours ago
A bunch of awesome gamers who like to kick back, play the game, roflstomp, and drink liquor.
Commander
Executive Officer
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 856 | 46.62% | 9,005 | — | — | — | 18 days ago | 4,348 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 878 | 47.18% | 37,455 | 285 | 1,117 | 43.51% | today | 1,394 d | today | |
| 3 | Private | 268 | 37.95% | 2,806 | — | — | — | 4 months ago | 1,394 d | 17 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | 556 | 42.09% | 4,752 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,386 d | 17 days ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | 251 | 45.75% | 2,520 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,988 d | 2 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 41.79% | 694 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,388 d | 17 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 48.03% | 8,249 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,366 d | 2 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | 326 | 36.36% | 33 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 468 d | 17 days ago | |
| 9 | Reservist | — | 47.17% | 3,481 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,348 d | 17 days ago | |
| 10 | Reservist | 782 | 47.98% | 4,675 | — | — | — | 4 months ago | 4,013 d | yesterday | |
| 11 | Reservist | — | 44.68% | 8,799 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,008 d | 2 days ago | |
| 12 | Reservist | — | 46.29% | 5,267 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,989 d | yesterday | |
| 13 | Reservist | — | 52.56% | 156 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,978 d | 17 days ago | |
| 14 | Reservist | — | 45.79% | 2,435 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,627 d | 2 days ago | |
| 15 | Reservist | — | 37.50% | 32 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 2,984 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.