Its members, its history and its figures
“We lick windows and your tears”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 17 hours ago
WLU is looking for active members to help us lick EVERY window in strongholds. We field from the best tomatoes to the worst unicums with a focus on team play and demolishing the hopes and dreams of those against us. If you want to hop on the short bus with us, stop by our discord server to say hi and talk about potentially becoming a windowlicker, or message Windows_Are_Tasty in game.
Discord: https://discord.gg/56W437fT4E
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 2,196 | 56.16% | 7,566 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 2,865 d | 14 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,162 | 49.13% | 26,108 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 2,888 d | 14 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,855 | 53.05% | 28,974 | 10 | 935 | 30.00% | 12 days ago | 2,876 d | 4 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 2,265 | 56.18% | 3,768 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 1,448 d | 14 days ago | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | 2,052 | 55.51% | 79,234 | 33 | 4,176 | 81.82% | 5 days ago | 241 d | today | |
| 6 | Personnel Officer | 1,130 | 50.07% | 15,106 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 1,548 d | 14 days ago | |
| 7 | Personnel Officer | 2,230 | 51.61% | 155 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 292 d | 14 days ago | |
| 8 | Combat Officer | 606 | 47.69% | 9,366 | — | — | — | 29 days ago | 2,488 d | 14 days ago | |
| 9 | Combat Officer | 721 | 47.10% | 8,760 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 565 d | 14 days ago | |
| 10 | Combat Officer | 824 | 49.44% | 449 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 295 d | 14 days ago | |
| 11 | Combat Officer | 1,099 | 49.22% | 2,296 | — | — | — | 29 days ago | 292 d | 14 days ago | |
| 12 | Combat Officer | 862 | 45.36% | 4,021 | — | — | — | 24 days ago | 259 d | 14 days ago | |
| 13 | Combat Officer | 981 | 49.10% | 3,110 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 247 d | 14 days ago | |
| 14 | Combat Officer | 1,314 | 53.50% | 8,374 | — | — | — | 4 months ago | 247 d | 14 days ago | |
| 15 | Intelligence Officer | 693 | 61.07% | 131 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 294 d | 14 days ago | |
| 16 | Recruitment Officer | 733 | 48.10% | 3,613 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 275 d | 14 days ago | |
| 17 | Recruitment Officer | 1,334 | 49.72% | 10,579 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 264 d | 13 days ago | |
| 18 | Recruitment Officer | 1,313 | 50.22% | 11,140 | — | — | — | 23 days ago | 257 d | 14 days ago | |
| 19 | Junior Officer | 824 | 46.72% | 24,322 | — | — | — | 20 days ago | 2,279 d | 14 days ago | |
| 20 | Junior Officer | 1,860 | 53.90% | 5,468 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 288 d | 14 days ago | |
| 21 | Junior Officer | — | 39.33% | 178 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 287 d | 14 days ago | |
| 22 | Junior Officer | 851 | 48.69% | 35,289 | — | — | — | 36 days ago | 272 d | 14 days ago | |
| 23 | Junior Officer | 1,799 | 55.74% | 61 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 268 d | 14 days ago | |
| 24 | Junior Officer | 974 | 48.31% | 4,101 | — | — | — | 21 days ago | 266 d | 14 days ago | |
| 25 | Junior Officer | 739 | 46.06% | 4,284 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 247 d | 14 days ago | |
| 26 | Private | 882 | 49.22% | 1,932 | — | — | — | 11 months ago | 1,785 d | 14 days ago | |
| 27 | Recruit | 1,714 | 51.98% | 14,487 | 29 | 1,808 | 58.62% | 2 days ago | 243 d | today | |
| 28 | Recruit | 684 | 46.29% | 7,083 | — | — | — | 15 days ago | 243 d | 14 days ago | |
| 29 | Recruit | 393 | 45.24% | 6,570 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 242 d | 14 days ago | |
| 30 | Recruit | 1,088 | 56.77% | 502 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 240 d | 14 days ago | |
| 31 | Recruit | 588 | 47.22% | 3,007 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 221 d | 14 days ago | |
| 32 | Recruit | 520 | 46.21% | 937 | — | — | — | 49 days ago | 208 d | 14 days ago | |
| 33 | Recruit | 804 | 46.58% | 11,709 | — | — | — | 28 days ago | 208 d | 14 days ago | |
| 34 | Recruit | 222 | 41.25% | 10,590 | — | — | — | 15 days ago | 207 d | 13 days ago | |
| 35 | Recruit | 1,750 | 52.04% | 4,168 | — | — | — | 48 days ago | 202 d | 14 days ago | |
| 36 | Recruit | 618 | 45.03% | 4,166 | — | — | — | 50 days ago | 201 d | 14 days ago | |
| 37 | Recruit | 1,585 | 52.09% | 40,420 | 42 | 2,382 | 59.52% | 13 days ago | 96 d | 6 days ago | |
| 38 | Recruit | 1,213 | 55.07% | 434 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 51 d | 14 days ago | |
| 39 | Recruit | 1,517 | 51.22% | 10,513 | — | — | — | 42 days ago | 48 d | 13 days ago | |
| 40 | Recruit | 443 | 50.95% | 528 | — | — | — | 36 days ago | 48 d | 14 days ago | |
| 41 | Recruit | 995 | 45.35% | 957 | — | — | — | 17 days ago | 47 d | 14 days ago | |
| 42 | Recruit | 201 | 44.09% | 24,988 | 73 | 1 | 31.51% | today | 20 d | today | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.