Its members, its history and its figures
“Meme Machine Meme Machine Im a retarded meme machine! Copypasta is love copypasta is life!”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 4 hours ago
What the swag did you just #@$&ing yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the ^& out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my &%*ing hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, &%$*er. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet @#& is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re &#$*ing dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans.
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
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| 1 | Commander | — | 47.46% | 8,343 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,732 d | today | |
| 2 | Recruit | — | 48.08% | 7,355 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,730 d | 2 days ago | |
| 3 | Recruit | — | 47.26% | 3,902 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,632 d | today | |
| 4 | Recruit | 889 | 48.57% | 1,083 | — | — | — | 11 months ago | 2,464 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | 58.44% | 77 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,463 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.