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“Kilroy Was Here That's Why Nobody Is Left Alive”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 10 hours ago
Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down.
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
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| 1 | Commander | 897 | 45.85% | 37,733 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 3,772 d | 15 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,204 | 48.07% | 38,866 | — | — | — | 28 days ago | 4,777 d | today | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,264 | 46.94% | 31,640 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 856 d | 15 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 600 | 44.45% | 4,569 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 671 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | 2,697 | 56.30% | 41,485 | 93 | 2,969 | 53.76% | 10 days ago | 666 d | today | |
| 6 | Executive Officer | 1,360 | 48.38% | 18,470 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 609 d | 15 days ago | |
| 7 | Executive Officer | 847 | 46.83% | 19,475 | 164 | 1,081 | 51.22% | today | 593 d | today | |
| 8 | Executive Officer | 1,372 | 49.49% | 26,060 | — | — | — | 32 days ago | 529 d | 15 days ago | |
| 9 | Executive Officer | 1,678 | 49.69% | 3,359 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 484 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Personnel Officer | 1,408 | 50.44% | 22,480 | 192 | 2,153 | 55.21% | today | 1,356 d | today | |
| 11 | Personnel Officer | 650 | 44.97% | 39,659 | 470 | 1,173 | 45.53% | today | 979 d | today | |
| 12 | Personnel Officer | 957 | 47.67% | 13,513 | — | — | — | 22 days ago | 527 d | 15 days ago | |
| 13 | Combat Officer | 1,734 | 53.13% | 35,160 | 3 | 994 | 100.00% | 15 days ago | 1,448 d | 8 days ago | |
| 14 | Combat Officer | 1,199 | 48.01% | 14,765 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 1,345 d | 15 days ago | |
| 15 | Combat Officer | 1,664 | 52.45% | 11,250 | 113 | 1,919 | 61.95% | 3 days ago | 686 d | today | |
| 16 | Intelligence Officer | 2,165 | 54.19% | 21,764 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 1,339 d | 15 days ago | |
| 17 | Junior Officer | 1,339 | 52.34% | 43,917 | — | — | — | today | 1,012 d | today | |
| 18 | Junior Officer | 409 | 42.85% | 14,349 | 40 | 775 | 40.00% | today | 1,006 d | today | |
| 19 | Junior Officer | 903 | 47.71% | 69,675 | — | — | — | 17 days ago | 664 d | 15 days ago | |
| 20 | Private | 559 | 44.86% | 11,237 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 604 d | 15 days ago | |
| 21 | Private | 1,412 | 49.60% | 30,223 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 601 d | 15 days ago | |
| 22 | Private | 1,346 | 53.38% | 976 | — | — | — | 16 months ago | 533 d | 16 days ago | |
| 23 | Recruit | 1,031 | 47.39% | 5,725 | — | — | — | 17 days ago | 660 d | 16 days ago | |
| 24 | Recruit | 472 | 46.16% | 7,697 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 608 d | 16 days ago | |
| 25 | Recruit | 1,335 | 49.94% | 5,396 | — | — | — | 29 days ago | 491 d | yesterday | |
| 26 | Recruit | 1,103 | 48.47% | 3,237 | — | — | — | 29 days ago | 476 d | 16 days ago | |
| 27 | Recruit | 970 | 47.26% | 5,476 | — | — | — | 18 days ago | 454 d | 16 days ago | |
| 28 | Recruit | 1,239 | 49.95% | 9,775 | — | — | — | 29 days ago | 454 d | 16 days ago | |
| 29 | Recruit | 1,102 | 46.88% | 18,276 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 445 d | 15 days ago | |
| 30 | Recruit | 752 | 46.91% | 8,917 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 438 d | 16 days ago | |
| 31 | Recruit | 618 | 43.64% | 21,104 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 437 d | 15 days ago | |
| 32 | Recruit | 661 | 44.84% | 10,180 | 40 | 1,118 | 62.50% | 10 days ago | 216 d | today | |
| 33 | Recruit | 1,072 | 49.58% | 7,093 | — | — | — | 49 days ago | 215 d | 16 days ago | |
| 34 | Recruit | 740 | 45.14% | 31,367 | — | — | — | 28 days ago | 179 d | 15 days ago | |
| 35 | Recruit | 560 | 44.67% | 3,266 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 39 d | 16 days ago | |
| 36 | Recruit | 1,334 | 49.78% | 4,146 | — | — | — | 18 days ago | 39 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.