Its members, its history and its figures
“I Want Cake Now!”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 17 hours ago
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 839 | 49.25% | 28,427 | — | — | — | 4 months ago | 2,353 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 50.87% | 7,099 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,024 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 850 | 47.83% | 8,446 | — | — | — | 17 days ago | 5,023 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 46.51% | 1,406 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,009 d | 17 days ago | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | 727 | 47.96% | 11,181 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 4,991 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruitment Officer | — | 49.23% | 5,237 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 5,024 d | 17 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruitment Officer | 662 | 46.77% | 2,758 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 2,296 d | 16 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruitment Officer | — | 42.38% | 873 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,296 d | 17 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 48.46% | 10,621 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,395 d | 14 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 43.23% | 310 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,292 d | 17 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 44.55% | 1,201 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,255 d | 17 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruit | — | 45.53% | 995 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,246 d | 17 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 0.00% | 3 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,728 d | 17 days ago | |
| 14 | Recruit | — | 42.31% | 26 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,602 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.