Drunk Drivers Anonymous

Imagine for me a world where drunk driving is not ostracized from society. A world where the safety of a man kicking back some brew behind the wheel is of no realistic danger to anyone. This is the world of making drunk driving legal, which is a victimless past-time for all of America to enjoy. While some criticize drunk drivers, it's actually the drunk crashers that are the fatal problem, and we hope to remove this misplaced hate from our community. God Bless America and cheers.

“You only arrest for the purpose of dealing with a felony that's committed, and I don't consider drunk driving as a felony.” - Joe Biden, 46th President of the United States of America (God bless him)