Its members, its history and its figures
“We will fight for bovine freedom, and hold our large heads high!”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 3 hours ago
We are a group looking for those that want to have fun, work as a team and enjoy the game. If you feel this fits your style of game play, check us out! By the way, C.O.W. stands for Can of Whoopass.
Commander
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 383 | 47.91% | 4,573 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,013 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 682 | 50.45% | 8,305 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 5,013 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | — | 52.20% | 11,674 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,982 d | today | |
| 4 | Private | 16 | 41.98% | 131 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 5,005 d | today | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | 48.15% | 81 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,153 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.