Its members, its history and its figures
“Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 16 hours ago
Do you have a priority package from the NATSAT printing room?
Do you know who led the American League in home runs in 1953?
Do you probe to determine muscle tone and skeletal girth?
Well then, maybe there's a place for you in the Ace Tomato Company.
Besides, every minute you don't tell us why you're here, I cut off a finger.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Private
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,345 | 51.01% | 56,814 | 21 | 1,536 | 61.90% | 6 days ago | 994 d | 5 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 557 | 46.77% | 2,211 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 4,832 d | today | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,335 | 50.92% | 15,313 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 4,609 d | 15 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 49.22% | 902 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,392 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 51.06% | 1,794 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,375 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | 751 | 48.47% | 3,305 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,187 d | 15 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.