Its members, its history and its figures
“It says little, does less, means nothing.”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 9 hours ago
The Golden Apple Corps* is an honorary position for the Keepers of The Sacred Chao, so that they can put KSC after their names.
It says little,
does less,
means
nothing.
Excerpt from the Principia Discordia
Proud Member of a Discordian Society
Disclaimer:
Rule 15 states: Full and abbreviated clan names and clan mottoes and descriptions must not: Provoke ethnic, religious or social discord.
Even with a namewise and tagwise affiliation to the Goddess of Discord, we vow NOT to cause mayhem, discord or bad feelings aside from activities against virtual tanks. We are a tolerant bunch and hope we get tolerated in return.
Recruitment Disclaimer: If you're looking for an anarchistic, international clan, you're welcome - and as long as you are friendly (and not inactive for over a year) you're welcome - it would be nice if you could speak/read/write English so we can communicate. Well, that's all the requirements=3
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
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| 1 | Commander | — | 45.89% | 887 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,359 d | 5 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 42.73% | 1,142 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,573 d | 5 months ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 537 | 45.67% | 5,290 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,573 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 46.30% | 1,527 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,573 d | 8 days ago | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | — | 47.44% | 7,819 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,572 d | 5 months ago | |
| 6 | Executive Officer | — | 46.77% | 248 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,572 d | 5 months ago | |
| 7 | Executive Officer | — | 48.64% | 2,905 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,572 d | today | |
| 8 | Executive Officer | 840 | 47.13% | 64,059 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 4,572 d | 2 months ago | |
| 9 | Executive Officer | — | 45.13% | 2,566 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,571 d | 10 days ago | |
| 10 | Executive Officer | — | 45.96% | 1,138 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,565 d | 10 days ago | |
| 11 | Executive Officer | 730 | 46.87% | 31,695 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 4,565 d | 58 days ago | |
| 12 | Executive Officer | 577 | 47.27% | 20,839 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,563 d | 54 days ago | |
| 13 | Executive Officer | — | 46.34% | 1,066 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 4,554 d | 5 months ago | |
| 14 | Executive Officer | 722 | 47.66% | 7,157 | — | — | — | 37 days ago | 4,495 d | today | |
| 15 | Executive Officer | 402 | 45.12% | 5,725 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,394 d | 2 months ago | |
| 16 | Executive Officer | — | 49.18% | 1,828 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,238 d | yesterday | |
| 17 | Executive Officer | — | 44.76% | 1,173 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,235 d | 5 days ago | |
| 18 | Executive Officer | 281 | 48.70% | 230 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,233 d | 2 months ago | |
| 19 | Executive Officer | — | 44.57% | 341 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,233 d | 5 months ago | |
| 20 | Executive Officer | — | 46.88% | 4,454 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,233 d | today | |
| 21 | Executive Officer | — | 50.61% | 164 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,225 d | 5 months ago | |
| 22 | Executive Officer | — | 83.33% | 18 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,225 d | 5 months ago | |
| 23 | Executive Officer | 314 | 46.69% | 1,994 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,224 d | 2 months ago | |
| 24 | Executive Officer | 39 | 44.10% | 814 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,223 d | 2 months ago | |
| 25 | Executive Officer | 461 | 45.85% | 10,524 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 4,223 d | 17 days ago | |
| 26 | Executive Officer | — | 50.98% | 51 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,222 d | 5 months ago | |
| 27 | Executive Officer | — | 41.39% | 575 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 4,222 d | 5 months ago | |
| 28 | Executive Officer | — | 42.82% | 404 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,191 d | 11 days ago | |
| 29 | Executive Officer | — | 48.71% | 232 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,933 d | 5 months ago | |
| 30 | Recruit | — | 46.34% | 1,679 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,602 d | 5 months ago | |
| 31 | Recruit | — | 44.35% | 372 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,595 d | 8 days ago | |
| 32 | Recruit | — | 46.99% | 864 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,595 d | 4 days ago | |
| 33 | Recruit | — | 45.28% | 3,847 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,594 d | 5 months ago | |
| 34 | Recruit | — | 49.30% | 923 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,550 d | 5 months ago | |
| 35 | Recruit | — | 48.26% | 201 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,540 d | 5 months ago | |
| 36 | Recruit | — | 47.08% | 1,986 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,539 d | 9 days ago | |
| 37 | Recruit | — | 48.88% | 1,068 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,539 d | 5 months ago | |
| 38 | Recruit | — | 46.29% | 1,363 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,526 d | 5 months ago | |
| 39 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,299 d | 5 months ago | |
| 40 | Recruit | — | 45.07% | 355 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,266 d | 5 months ago | |
| 41 | Recruit | — | 45.03% | 3,669 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 3,224 d | 5 months ago | |
| 42 | Recruit | — | 42.81% | 1,836 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,839 d | 5 months ago | |
| 43 | Recruit | — | 46.49% | 1,852 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,831 d | 5 months ago | |
| 44 | Recruit | — | 50.28% | 4,718 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 2,308 d | 5 months ago | |
| 45 | Recruit | 539 | 46.12% | 75,258 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 2,246 d | 2 months ago | |
| 46 | Recruit | 1,704 | 51.92% | 17,498 | — | — | — | 54 days ago | 385 d | 53 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 32 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.