Its members, its history and its figures
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 4 hours ago
THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS
1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.
Commander
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Reservist
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,519 | 50.00% | 148 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,481 d | 2 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,555 | 53.98% | 99,224 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 1,481 d | 3 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 2,203 | 54.84% | 66,672 | 84 | 2,256 | 58.33% | 7 days ago | 1,480 d | today | |
| 4 | Junior Officer | 1,066 | 49.19% | 48,847 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 1,480 d | 2 months ago | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | 1,205 | 50.99% | 35,995 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 1,449 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Junior Officer | — | 48.73% | 6,025 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 1,403 d | 5 months ago | |
| 7 | Junior Officer | 1,692 | 52.35% | 59,563 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 1,402 d | 2 months ago | |
| 8 | Junior Officer | 1,574 | 53.79% | 634 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 1,338 d | 2 months ago | |
| 9 | Junior Officer | 2,092 | 56.84% | 54,154 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 1,281 d | 2 months ago | |
| 10 | Junior Officer | — | 53.29% | 1,216 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 473 d | 5 months ago | |
| 11 | Junior Officer | 2,068 | 55.50% | 45,154 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 466 d | 2 months ago | |
| 12 | Junior Officer | 2,760 | 59.26% | 102,787 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 408 d | today | |
| 13 | Private | — | 46.45% | 7,926 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,480 d | 5 months ago | |
| 14 | Private | — | 60.87% | 23 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,465 d | 5 months ago | |
| 15 | Private | 833 | 45.76% | 28,400 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 1,464 d | 58 days ago | |
| 16 | Private | 898 | 48.73% | 9,828 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 1,406 d | 2 months ago | |
| 17 | Private | — | 40.19% | 107 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,291 d | 5 months ago | |
| 18 | Private | — | 46.43% | 5,667 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 1,287 d | 5 months ago | |
| 19 | Private | — | 45.86% | 1,882 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 1,282 d | 5 months ago | |
| 20 | Private | 1,969 | 53.89% | 51,438 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 1,184 d | 2 months ago | |
| 21 | Private | — | 45.82% | 4,640 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,173 d | 5 months ago | |
| 22 | Private | 2,644 | 61.35% | 960 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,173 d | 5 months ago | |
| 23 | Private | 2,969 | 62.05% | 224 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,173 d | 2 months ago | |
| 24 | Private | 5,028 | 65.00% | 80 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,173 d | 2 months ago | |
| 25 | Private | — | 43.48% | 276 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 1,055 d | 5 months ago | |
| 26 | Private | 1,327 | 50.77% | 80,710 | 0 | — | — | 55 days ago | 1,048 d | 9 days ago | |
| 27 | Private | 766 | 46.22% | 1,841 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,048 d | 2 months ago | |
| 28 | Private | 2,038 | 54.12% | 47,133 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 874 d | 2 months ago | |
| 29 | Private | — | 35.97% | 556 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 854 d | 5 months ago | |
| 30 | Private | 1,423 | 52.68% | 25,458 | — | — | — | 22 months ago | 800 d | 57 days ago | |
| 31 | Private | 1,936 | 54.22% | 20,403 | 1,014 | 2,376 | 56.61% | today | 720 d | today | |
| 32 | Private | 1,132 | 49.57% | 31,807 | — | — | — | 19 months ago | 646 d | 59 days ago | |
| 33 | Reservist | 2,098 | 55.55% | 55,630 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,413 d | 2 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 28 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.