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“Shall we play a game?”
Roster as of 3 Nov 2026 · 10 hours ago
Group of like minded individuals who should have grown up by now.
We just tool about in various tanks in random battles while taking the mickey out of each other. We have discord. Generally, we don't expect, demand or offer anything apart from jovial mockery and average platoons, while trying to suck a little bit less each time. If you want to platoon, come on discord. If you don't, we don't care.
I'm not selling this am I?
If you are looking for something this half-arsed / relaxed, feel free to apply if you meet the following conditions:
1. You speak English sufficiently well to make inappropriate jokes and to mock your friends in an amusing way.
2. You are more likely to laugh than get the hump when we mock you in an amusing way.
3. You have at least one tank from tier 6-9. We tend to switch about our platoons a tier at a time.
4. You don't totally suck monkey nuts at the game. 48%+ and 5000 games minimum please.
5. You aren't called Phil. It will confuse him.
No member has joined or left since Thu, 15 Oct 2026.
Longest in the clan
No change of position recorded since Thu, 15 Oct 2026.
The site has followed this roster since Thu, 15 Oct 2026: the member count, the joins and the leaves start then, as nobody knows who left before it. A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is dated by the refresh of the roster that noticed it. Time in the clan is Wargaming's own join date, exact however long ago.