Its members, its history and its figures
Wachkoma-Patienten
EU“Red-Line All Day, Keeps Good Winrate Away!”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 24 hours ago
About
Guten Tag,
wir sind die Wachkoma-Patienten und freuen uns auf jeden Spieler, der aktiv das Spiel sabotiert oder nicht die mentalen Kapazitäten mitbringt um die linke Maustaste zu drücken.
Wichtig sind uns, dass du:
1. über mehrere 10.000 Spiele hast und keine Lernkurve zeigst!
2. die Minimap auf kleinster Größe hast, weil sie die Sicht blockiert!
3. regelmäßig die Gegner per PN als Cheater oder <setze kindischen Beleidiung ein> beschimpfst!
4. den Chat zuspammst, weil du dich nach 53 Sekunden im Game komplett wegschmissen hast!
5. mindestens einmal eine längere Pause von WoT hattest, weil der Goldspam, die OP-Tanks und Arty das Spiel
ruinieren!
6. nicht auf den ingame Chat reagierst, egal wie sinnvoll die Hinweise der Teammates sind!
7. XVM installiert hast, um noch schlechtere Spieler zu flamen und Spiele vor Beginn als "verloren"
abzustempelst!
Du fühlst dich angesprochen? Dann lass deine Ganztags-Betreuung oder Mama eine Bewerbung abschicken!
- Founder
- Coventrierer
- Clan id
- 500179802
- Followed here since
- 14 Oct 2026
- Members
- 9
- Active, 30 days · of 9 with statistics
- 0
- Average WN8 · over 6 members with a rating
- 1,562
- Win rate · all members’ battles
- 52.21%
- Average battles
- 9,428
Members
- Coventrierer2,455
Commander
- Win rate
- 58.86%
- Battles
- 7,460
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 12 months ago
- In clan
- 2,634 d
- Stats
- today
- Weggeknispelt1,592
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 52.57%
- Battles
- 26,903
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 14 months ago
- In clan
- 2,633 d
- Stats
- 2 months ago
- storchi1298—
Personnel Officer
- Win rate
- 52.57%
- Battles
- 5,465
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 9 months ago
- In clan
- 2,120 d
- Stats
- 5 months ago
- Shogunatskiller1,556
Recruitment Officer
- Win rate
- 53.30%
- Battles
- 9,722
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 2,625 d
- Stats
- 18 days ago
- Strongrage703
Reservist
- Win rate
- 47.76%
- Battles
- 6,129
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 10 months ago
- In clan
- 2,624 d
- Stats
- 9 days ago
- Fr1ggel—
Reservist
- Win rate
- 48.57%
- Battles
- 280
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 7 years ago
- In clan
- 2,592 d
- Stats
- 5 months ago
- SkirmiNat0r3422,087
Reservist
- Win rate
- 55.88%
- Battles
- 8,659
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 21 months ago
- In clan
- 2,371 d
- Stats
- 2 days ago
- Umsatzsteuer_ID—
Reservist
- Win rate
- 63.41%
- Battles
- 164
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 4 years ago
- In clan
- 1,788 d
- Stats
- 5 months ago
- toliptset977
Reservist
- Win rate
- 48.35%
- Battles
- 20,066
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 2 years ago
- In clan
- 1,760 d
- Stats
- 2 months ago
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 2,455 | 58.86% | 7,460 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 2,634 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,592 | 52.57% | 26,903 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 2,633 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | — | 52.57% | 5,465 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,120 d | 5 months ago | |
| 4 | Recruitment Officer | 1,556 | 53.30% | 9,722 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,625 d | 18 days ago | |
| 5 | Reservist | 703 | 47.76% | 6,129 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,624 d | 9 days ago | |
| 6 | Reservist | — | 48.57% | 280 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,592 d | 5 months ago | |
| 7 | Reservist | 2,087 | 55.88% | 8,659 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 2,371 d | 2 days ago | |
| 8 | Reservist | — | 63.41% | 164 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,788 d | 5 months ago | |
| 9 | Reservist | 977 | 48.35% | 20,066 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,760 d | 2 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 5 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.