Its members, its history and its figures
“The World's Largest Bunch of Noobs, Ever!”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 14 hours ago
Imagine This...
Going to a massive game servers, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!
Like None Other...
UKManDown is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, UKMD. We're are the largest UK clan ever, we have over +500 team members with well over 430 of them actively playing. UKMD is over two years old now, its third birthday coming this November. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.
Joining UKMD
Drop Wild a message and let's talk about it. Would be great if you had a Mic and TeamSpeak.
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Executive Officer
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Quartermaster
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
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| 1 | Commander | 1,484 | 53.20% | 11,939 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 5,641 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,413 | 52.47% | 75,059 | 314 | 1,171 | 48.73% | today | 5,613 d | today | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,469 | 52.66% | 14,783 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,609 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 1,239 | 50.92% | 64,574 | — | — | — | 7 days ago | 5,448 d | yesterday | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | 1,488 | 52.08% | 30,248 | 66 | 586 | 40.91% | 21 days ago | 4,524 d | today | |
| 6 | Personnel Officer | — | 50.00% | 674 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,602 d | today | |
| 7 | Personnel Officer | 1,429 | 50.76% | 15,915 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,309 d | today | |
| 8 | Combat Officer | 1,268 | 51.54% | 24,829 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,540 d | yesterday | |
| 9 | Combat Officer | 686 | 48.94% | 9,426 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 5,540 d | yesterday | |
| 10 | Combat Officer | 756 | 47.69% | 49,749 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 4,305 d | 2 months ago | |
| 11 | Combat Officer | 807 | 49.57% | 10,421 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 4,114 d | 18 days ago | |
| 12 | Intelligence Officer | 2,065 | 54.25% | 42,746 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 4,517 d | 2 months ago | |
| 13 | Quartermaster | 1,668 | 51.63% | 22,754 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,623 d | yesterday | |
| 14 | Quartermaster | 799 | 48.91% | 15,442 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 5,046 d | 2 months ago | |
| 15 | Recruitment Officer | 1,516 | 52.13% | 21,172 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 5,625 d | today | |
| 16 | Junior Officer | 1,382 | 50.92% | 17,124 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,641 d | yesterday | |
| 17 | Junior Officer | 1,202 | 50.47% | 9,234 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,620 d | yesterday | |
| 18 | Junior Officer | 1,032 | 47.86% | 25,322 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,618 d | yesterday | |
| 19 | Junior Officer | 607 | 45.84% | 44,765 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 5,604 d | yesterday | |
| 20 | Junior Officer | 850 | 48.90% | 2,137 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,241 d | yesterday | |
| 21 | Junior Officer | 966 | 48.58% | 29,137 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 5,074 d | 2 months ago | |
| 22 | Junior Officer | 243 | 48.18% | 606 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,312 d | yesterday | |
| 23 | Junior Officer | 509 | 45.18% | 49,300 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,191 d | today | |
| 24 | Junior Officer | 1,553 | 54.84% | 16,091 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,724 d | yesterday | |
| 25 | Junior Officer | 1,287 | 50.92% | 27,649 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 3,547 d | 2 months ago | |
| 26 | Junior Officer | 1,473 | 53.72% | 16,616 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 3,391 d | yesterday | |
| 27 | Private | 301 | 46.82% | 581 | — | — | — | 15 years ago | 5,641 d | yesterday | |
| 28 | Private | 795 | 48.42% | 570 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 5,641 d | yesterday | |
| 29 | Private | 321 | 45.84% | 1,239 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,641 d | yesterday | |
| 30 | Private | 1,062 | 47.98% | 5,727 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 5,641 d | yesterday | |
| 31 | Private | 540 | 48.55% | 1,141 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 5,640 d | yesterday | |
| 32 | Private | 36 | 43.78% | 233 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 5,639 d | yesterday | |
| 33 | Private | 452 | 43.20% | 15,768 | 267 | 988 | 53.56% | today | 5,639 d | today | |
| 34 | Private | 755 | 48.56% | 4,259 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 5,633 d | yesterday | |
| 35 | Private | 16 | 42.86% | 28 | — | — | — | 15 years ago | 5,631 d | yesterday | |
| 36 | Private | 503 | 47.27% | 110 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 5,631 d | yesterday | |
| 37 | Private | 290 | 61.36% | 44 | — | — | — | 15 years ago | 5,631 d | yesterday | |
| 38 | Private | 1,012 | 49.98% | 9,863 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,613 d | yesterday | |
| 39 | Private | 1,313 | 51.18% | 9,622 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 5,613 d | yesterday | |
| 40 | Private | 284 | 50.26% | 193 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 5,383 d | 2 months ago | |
| 41 | Private | 946 | 48.10% | 4,522 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 5,356 d | 2 months ago | |
| 42 | Private | 2 | 35.48% | 31 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 5,246 d | today | |
| 43 | Private | 261 | 83.33% | 6 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 5,084 d | 2 months ago | |
| 44 | Private | 467 | 50.65% | 310 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,073 d | 2 months ago | |
| 45 | Private | 1,266 | 49.30% | 10,794 | — | — | — | 22 months ago | 5,019 d | yesterday | |
| 46 | Private | 879 | 50.28% | 3,958 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 5,017 d | 2 months ago | |
| 47 | Private | — | 51.74% | 5,259 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,500 d | 5 months ago | |
| 48 | Private | — | 30.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,746 d | 5 months ago | |
| 49 | Private | — | 64.71% | 17 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,666 d | 5 months ago | |
| 50 | Recruit | 201 | 46.62% | 133 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 5,067 d | 2 months ago | |
| 51 | Recruit | — | 25.00% | 4 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 5,007 d | 13 days ago | |
| 52 | Recruit | — | 47.58% | 3,890 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,953 d | 10 days ago | |
| 53 | Recruit | — | 44.29% | 438 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,465 d | 6 days ago | |
| 54 | Recruit | — | 44.03% | 1,165 | — | — | — | 19 months ago | 4,457 d | 5 months ago | |
| 55 | Recruit | 233 | 45.92% | 2,918 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 4,331 d | today | |
| 56 | Recruit | — | 55.33% | 685 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,309 d | 4 days ago | |
| 57 | Recruit | — | 47.91% | 215 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,100 d | 5 months ago | |
| 58 | Recruit | 1,452 | 51.31% | 9,219 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 3,728 d | yesterday | |
| 59 | Recruit | 1,082 | 52.85% | 5,902 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,307 d | yesterday | |
| 60 | Recruit | — | 46.11% | 746 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,197 d | 5 months ago | |
| 61 | Recruit | — | 46.26% | 5,110 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,197 d | 5 months ago | |
| 62 | Recruit | 591 | 47.88% | 6,900 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,337 d | 3 days ago | |
| 63 | Recruit | 1,650 | 53.18% | 11,069 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 2,141 d | 18 days ago | |
| 64 | Recruit | 1,024 | 48.46% | 21,423 | — | — | — | 55 days ago | 1,194 d | 54 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 19 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.