Its members, its history and its figures
“Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us!!!”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 8 hours ago
Listen up!
Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it’s cold outside your bed.
You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn’t the bathroom, you’re still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don’t stop! You can’t stop!
That’s what I’m talking about!
THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?
-Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)
Commander
Combat Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 49.69% | 2,735 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,465 d | 5 months ago | |
| 2 | Combat Officer | — | 43.18% | 176 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,463 d | 5 months ago | |
| 3 | Private | 858 | 49.71% | 2,575 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,460 d | today | |
| 4 | Private | — | 42.03% | 207 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,459 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 44.14% | 111 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,459 d | 5 months ago | |
| 6 | Private | 188 | 49.14% | 116 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,459 d | 2 months ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 44.68% | 47 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,462 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 6 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.