Its members, its history and its figures
“What colour is your Bugatti?!”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 5 hours ago
We live by the 41 Tenets of the Cobra.
Absolutely every single one of our actions is intentional. Divine purpose.
Peasants have no concern for endless monumental achievement because they know they are peasants. When you know you are a god, you expect endless godly achievement from yourself.
There is absolutely nothing we can not do.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Intelligence Officer
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Reservist
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 2,315 | 59.01% | 62,910 | — | — | — | 2 days ago | 2,905 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 2,782 | 59.71% | 67,928 | 1,164 | 2,786 | 60.91% | 2 days ago | 2,905 d | today | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | — | 56.05% | 430 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,881 d | 5 months ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 2,247 | 58.40% | 27,386 | 540 | 1,276 | 54.07% | today | 2,436 d | today | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | 2,138 | 55.35% | 37,129 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,384 d | today | |
| 6 | Executive Officer | 2,773 | 63.25% | 20,147 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,355 d | today | |
| 7 | Executive Officer | 1,706 | 52.88% | 12,570 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,499 d | yesterday | |
| 8 | Executive Officer | 2,528 | 60.42% | 38,516 | — | — | — | 18 months ago | 1,324 d | yesterday | |
| 9 | Executive Officer | 1,896 | 57.85% | 101,327 | 1,073 | 1,654 | 54.71% | today | 940 d | today | |
| 10 | Executive Officer | 2,065 | 57.23% | 32,816 | — | — | — | 17 months ago | 930 d | yesterday | |
| 11 | Intelligence Officer | 2,283 | 58.99% | 25,131 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 2,888 d | today | |
| 12 | Private | — | 51.15% | 5,376 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,902 d | 5 months ago | |
| 13 | Private | — | 44.73% | 1,688 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,332 d | 5 months ago | |
| 14 | Recruit | 2,190 | 57.06% | 12,776 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,467 d | 2 months ago | |
| 15 | Recruit | — | 55.88% | 68 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 397 d | 4 months ago | |
| 16 | Reservist | 1,472 | 51.62% | 13,678 | — | — | — | 56 days ago | 2,887 d | 52 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 6 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.