Its members, its history and its figures
“We slack because we can”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 24 hours ago
Casual clan with no plan, no goal, and no expectations. If we do, then we do. If we don't, then we don't.
Membership requirements:
Age: 18+
Be well behaved:
- If you're offensive, hateful or racist, then you're not slacking enough
- If you get angry or upset beyond your temper management capabilities, then you're not slacking enough
- If you can't handle what the world throws at you or takes from you, then you're not slacking enough
- If you can't respect others for who they are, then you're not slacking enough
If it is not to have fun or have a good time, then it's not worth the time.
Slacker FTW
Commander
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Junior Officer
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 51.87% | 8,901 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,527 d | 7 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,715 | 55.70% | 12,496 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 4,454 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | 963 | 52.48% | 3,110 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,525 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | 1,062 | 50.49% | 11,959 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,952 d | 50 days ago | |
| 5 | Recruitment Officer | — | 49.42% | 3,108 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,587 d | 5 months ago | |
| 6 | Recruitment Officer | — | 52.30% | 174 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,147 d | 5 months ago | |
| 7 | Junior Officer | 434 | 47.16% | 1,179 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,058 d | today | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 5 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.