Its members, its history and its figures
“We will kick the smurf out of you”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 6 hours ago
1 day as Papasmurf sat under a tree watching the pink elephants and yellow buffaloes dance across the sky singing ABBA'S greatest hits, he thought to him self "my god this mushroom tea is good enough to sell" and so he did.
And it was a massive success,wondering what to do with the money ,healthcare? education?? no militarisation so he invested in armoured vehicles and so the SGLA was born. No longer will anyone pick on us because we are small and blue, in a tank we are all equal and we can hold are own
But seriously if you enjoy this game and understand that games are meant to be fun then come join in .NO BALL BREAKING RULES to follow just friendly player helping each other.
WARNING THIS CLAN MAY CONTAIN NUTS
SENSE OF HUMOUR COMPULSORY
Little smurf hats and trousers will be provided to successful applicants.
If interested plz check out are new website SGLA.TK
SORRY NO UNDER 16 ( YES WE ARE ADULTS)
Commander
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 917 | 45.28% | 13,704 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,626 d | 51 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 681 | 44.70% | 14,445 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,625 d | 18 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 49 | 43.88% | 5,118 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,936 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Junior Officer | — | 42.49% | 6,454 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,855 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | 613 | 49.18% | 6,041 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,854 d | 2 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 4 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.