Its members, its history and its figures
“Forewarned is Forearmed”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 12 hours ago
An ancient bunch of ex-pats and prodigal sons, hidden in the caves deep in the bowels of the planet, ticking away the dark millennia. They take the occasional pot-shot to relieve the monotony.
You had to be there to understand how unbelievably foul the atmosphere can be in a concrete box 15 feet underground after a night of smoking and drinking. The ventilator of course had to be closed otherwise it was too cold to roll the Risk dice.
That the designers thought the place could be manned on a 24 hour basis without any toilet facilities I think reflects what our leaders thought of the troops in the 50's when it was built. Our neighbour's hedge grew well.
We were expected to measure the various glows in the sky as Europe's largest concentration of nuclear weapons went up in smoke, along with our homes and families.
Safe and secure in our little bunker at the head of a remote Scottish loch, we would have constituted the majority of the Argyllshire population after Armageddon.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Intelligence Officer
Quartermaster
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,013 | 50.43% | 50,438 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 5,180 d | 2 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,505 | 51.52% | 68,998 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 5,143 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,164 | 50.36% | 26,335 | — | — | — | today | 3,235 d | today | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | 948 | 49.52% | 37,136 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 5,199 d | 2 months ago | |
| 5 | Personnel Officer | 1,679 | 52.04% | 20,785 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 4,805 d | 54 days ago | |
| 6 | Combat Officer | 826 | 49.04% | 29,034 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 5,197 d | 56 days ago | |
| 7 | Combat Officer | 535 | 47.22% | 34,032 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 4,991 d | 59 days ago | |
| 8 | Combat Officer | 1,129 | 52.34% | 13,784 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,976 d | 51 days ago | |
| 9 | Intelligence Officer | 1,280 | 52.94% | 12,990 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,199 d | 51 days ago | |
| 10 | Quartermaster | 1,309 | 50.79% | 22,089 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 4,872 d | today | |
| 11 | Junior Officer | 834 | 49.65% | 6,610 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 4,816 d | 2 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | — | 48.56% | 3,892 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,050 d | 15 days ago | |
| 13 | Private | 286 | 47.08% | 5,051 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,894 d | 2 months ago | |
| 14 | Private | — | 48.08% | 6,543 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,869 d | 5 days ago | |
| 15 | Private | 1,643 | 53.01% | 18,717 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,533 d | 53 days ago | |
| 16 | Private | 1,363 | 51.21% | 45,769 | 572 | 1,276 | 51.05% | today | 2,422 d | today | |
| 17 | Recruit | 536 | 46.56% | 2,135 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,189 d | 2 months ago | |
| 18 | Recruit | — | 52.89% | 225 | — | — | — | 11 months ago | 1,089 d | 5 months ago | |
| 19 | Reservist | 792 | 48.69% | 2,473 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,991 d | 2 months ago | |
| 20 | Reservist | 1,844 | 52.64% | 15,675 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,834 d | yesterday | |
| 21 | Reservist | — | 50.88% | 1,814 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,737 d | today | |
| 22 | Reservist | 835 | 51.76% | 284 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,565 d | 2 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 14 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.