Its members, its history and its figures
“Once a wise man said: 'Rapedwarfs and cockgoblins are real.'”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 6 hours ago
If you are officially a rapedwarf, cockgoblin, or a redanian mother pig, you are whalecummed in our lines.
Commander
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Intelligence Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,057 | 48.45% | 10,664 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,436 d | 17 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,690 | 51.76% | 16,537 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,435 d | 52 days ago | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | 1,209 | 49.94% | 27,107 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 1,418 d | 56 days ago | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | 1,301 | 50.18% | 27,457 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,418 d | 2 months ago | |
| 5 | Intelligence Officer | 3,737 | 60.86% | 11,572 | — | — | — | 20 days ago | 665 d | 17 days ago | |
| 6 | Junior Officer | 662 | 47.21% | 6,302 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,364 d | 2 months ago | |
| 7 | Junior Officer | — | 47.41% | 348 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 1,266 d | 5 months ago | |
| 8 | Junior Officer | — | 48.18% | 1,401 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 1,237 d | 5 months ago | |
| 9 | Junior Officer | 717 | 47.73% | 4,921 | — | — | — | 4 months ago | 1,062 d | 11 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 48.11% | 3,143 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 428 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 7 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.