Its members, its history and its figures
“PUT HER IN THE COMFY CHAIR!!!”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 6 hours ago
We're a casual clan looking to do company battles of any tier with no entry requirements other than being English speakers.
Our chief weapons are fear, surprise and a almost fanatical devotion to the pope.
Commander
Executive Officer
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 2,523 | 56.99% | 44,010 | — | — | — | today | 756 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,787 | 56.62% | 5,902 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 5,112 d | today | |
| 3 | Private | 2,751 | 60.52% | 34,946 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 702 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Recruit | 876 | 49.10% | 5,316 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 5,112 d | 2 months ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | 48.98% | 4,116 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,106 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | 2,460 | 56.32% | 21,998 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 744 d | 2 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 4 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.