Its members, its history and its figures
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Commander
Executive Officer
Private
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,020 | 49.44% | 12,943 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 5,189 d | 2 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 941 | 48.59% | 4,194 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,187 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Private | 358 | 45.64% | 6,025 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 5,182 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Recruit | — | 44.73% | 2,551 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,587 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | 41.28% | 172 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,864 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 4 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.