Its members, its history and its figures
“Nixe Pizza, nur Khlav Kalash!”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 19 hours ago
Khlavkalash Hawara: "Frischer Khlav Kalash - Frischer Khlav Khalash."
Homer: "Ach ähm, könnten Sie für mich dort rüber gehen und mir eine Pizza holen?"
Khlavkalash Hawara: - "Nixe Pizza, nur Khlav Kalash!"
Homer: "Ach, so`n Mist. Na schön, ok, geben Sie mir einen Becher."
Khlavkalash Hawara: "Nixe Becher, nur am Stil"
(Homer beißt einmal ab...)
Homer: "Igitt - Oh Nein - Das schmeckt ja direkt... widerlich!
(Homer ißt das Teil ganz auf und leckt auch noch den Stiel ab)
Homer: "Und womit spüle ich jetzt den ekelhaften Geschmack aus meinem Mund?"
Khlavkalash Hawara: "Mineralwasser oder Krabbensaft."
Homer: "Büüüääähhhh - Oh Nein! - Das halt ich nicht aus... Geben Sie mir einen Krabbensaft."
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,315 | 51.39% | 17,825 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 5,236 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Combat Officer | 667 | 46.33% | 3,842 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,236 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 2,101 | 54.54% | 36,218 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 5,232 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Combat Officer | 440 | 46.61% | 1,828 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 5,200 d | 2 months ago | |
| 5 | Combat Officer | 818 | 48.60% | 3,632 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,200 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Intelligence Officer | 1,688 | 52.69% | 49,879 | — | — | — | 4 months ago | 5,235 d | 2 months ago | |
| 7 | Quartermaster | 1,387 | 51.63% | 10,907 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 5,235 d | 2 months ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | 323 | 44.52% | 721 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,837 d | yesterday | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 45.73% | 820 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 200 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 7 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.