Its members, its history and its figures
“Anti Guzik Guzik Club”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 23 hours ago
Guzik is a man who can produce an abysmal idea at any time of day. Morning, noon, or night, his mind generates plans so spectacularly impractical that they defy logic, yet he delivers them with cheerful enthusiasm. He works at an airport, wearing a reflective green vest, moving among luggage carts and runway vehicles with quiet efficiency. Despite the constant flow of terrible ideas, coworkers like him because he is gentle, polite, and hardworking. He loves aeroplanes deeply, watching touchdown and take off with fascination. The airport, full of schedules and order, contrasts with his wild imagination, yet he blends seamlessly into its rhythm. His ideas are absurd, harmless, and strangely endearing, making him a beloved, lovely chap.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Recruitment Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 45.59% | 3,084 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 208 d | 5 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 969 | 47.59% | 15,467 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 208 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,067 | 48.61% | 16,581 | — | — | — | 53 days ago | 206 d | 53 days ago | |
| 4 | Recruitment Officer | — | 10.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 145 d | 4 months ago | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | — | 42.66% | 1,205 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 207 d | 5 months ago | |
| 6 | Junior Officer | — | 42.86% | 84 | — | — | — | 17 months ago | 148 d | 5 months ago | |
| 7 | Junior Officer | 1,536 | 51.83% | 20,807 | — | — | — | 55 days ago | 76 d | 54 days ago | |
| 8 | Junior Officer | 578 | 45.78% | 5,260 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 35 d | 2 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 8 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.