Its members, its history and its figures
“lascivio ferreus adepto grumpier (Play hard! get grumpier!)”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 9 hours ago
A clan of of disenchanted grumpy bad tempered old sods. World weary but still think they can give youngsters a run for their money! What we lack in Dexterity we make up for in cunning and sheer determination and weird humour.
Commander
Executive Officer
Recruitment Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Private
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,178 | 49.80% | 23,019 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,976 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,208 | 49.47% | 26,624 | 5 | 449 | 40.00% | 59 days ago | 3,976 d | today | |
| 3 | Recruitment Officer | 1,241 | 49.43% | 19,937 | — | — | — | 51 days ago | 3,959 d | today | |
| 4 | Junior Officer | 1,335 | 51.38% | 32,692 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,971 d | today | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | 1,471 | 50.41% | 20,177 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,759 d | today | |
| 6 | Private | 1,138 | 49.20% | 13,750 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,976 d | today | |
| 7 | Private | 401 | 46.28% | 5,287 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,973 d | 2 months ago | |
| 8 | Private | 1,434 | 51.74% | 48,077 | — | — | — | 3 days ago | 2,853 d | today | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 1 member are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.