Its members, its history and its figures
“"Specializace: nepojízdné V8 a morální podpora pásového šrotu."”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 21 hours ago
🛠️ "Nejsme nejlepší a ani nám nejezdí auta" 🧯
Vítej v jediném klanu, kde se tanky neopravují v garáži, ale přímo pod palbou. Náš tým je složen z certifikovaných mechaniků, kteří:
neumí číst mapu
milují jízdu pozpátku
věří, že HE munice řeší úplně všechno
🔩 Naše služby zahrnují:
Diagnostiku zvuku: "chrastí? to je ještě dobrý"
Opravy pásů pomocí sprostých slov
Výměnu V8 motoru za jiný nepojízdný kus – čistě z principu
🔥 Naši borci zvládnou:
Nabít vteřinu po smrti
Umřít dřív, než tě nepřítel vůbec uvidí
Každý večer s klidem říct: "Dneska to nebyla naše chyba"
🧰 Koho hledáme?
Hledáme tankisty, co mají víc pod kapotou než V8 po třetím majiteli.
Potřebujeme šmudly, co když je trefí artyna, ihned dají hráče na blacklist a začnou nadávat.
Chceš hrát? Fajn. Ale jestli máš mentalitu dvouválce z Trabanta, tak toč zpátečku
💀 Bonus body, pokud:
umíš rozlišit mapu od mikrovlnky
když tě někdo pingne na minimapě, tak se neotočíš fyzicky na monitor.
Commander
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Intelligence Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 3,104 | 59.03% | 10,654 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 579 d | 2 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 2,326 | 55.16% | 32,111 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 579 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | 2,135 | 53.84% | 29,857 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 573 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | — | 49.59% | 1,928 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 569 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Personnel Officer | 1,556 | 51.03% | 23,436 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 545 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Personnel Officer | 1,499 | 52.02% | 25,092 | 135 | 1,621 | 54.07% | 3 days ago | 544 d | today | |
| 7 | Personnel Officer | — | 50.55% | 2,809 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 544 d | 4 months ago | |
| 8 | Personnel Officer | — | 50.78% | 644 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 429 d | 5 months ago | |
| 9 | Personnel Officer | — | 49.54% | 6,308 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 254 d | 5 months ago | |
| 10 | Combat Officer | — | 50.46% | 6,893 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 476 d | 5 months ago | |
| 11 | Combat Officer | 1,104 | 48.21% | 9,397 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 423 d | 16 days ago | |
| 12 | Combat Officer | — | 53.90% | 282 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 419 d | 5 months ago | |
| 13 | Combat Officer | 1,196 | 50.47% | 10,300 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 401 d | 3 months ago | |
| 14 | Combat Officer | 1,473 | 50.38% | 31,161 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 397 d | 2 months ago | |
| 15 | Combat Officer | 2,856 | 50.88% | 114 | — | — | — | 10 days ago | 392 d | 6 days ago | |
| 16 | Combat Officer | 2,374 | 55.33% | 44,319 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 392 d | 2 months ago | |
| 17 | Combat Officer | 1,851 | 52.33% | 10,382 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 385 d | 2 months ago | |
| 18 | Combat Officer | 1,229 | 50.16% | 18,493 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 375 d | today | |
| 19 | Intelligence Officer | 1,858 | 52.32% | 17,424 | — | — | — | 53 days ago | 52 d | 53 days ago | |
| 20 | Recruitment Officer | 1,176 | 51.61% | 5,689 | — | — | — | 10 days ago | 56 d | 9 days ago | |
| 21 | Recruit | — | 47.20% | 6,695 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 419 d | 5 months ago | |
| 22 | Recruit | — | 48.31% | 712 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 306 d | 5 months ago | |
| 23 | Recruit | 980 | 47.24% | 8,802 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 246 d | 2 months ago | |
| 24 | Recruit | — | 68.18% | 22 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 209 d | 4 months ago | |
| 25 | Recruit | 766 | 45.33% | 8,284 | — | — | — | 14 days ago | 19 d | 13 days ago | |
| 26 | Recruit | 2,041 | 53.75% | 33,380 | — | — | — | 4 months ago | 13 d | 2 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 20 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.