Its members, its history and its figures
“"Some of you may die... But it's a sacrafice... I am Willing to make." Our Lord and Savior Farquaad”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 6 hours ago
Welcome to the Farquaad Star Squaad, we're basically a messed up meme team that enjoys being rinsed by prem rounds.
We've got a range of tanks from III to IX, working on X as this is being written as we all work full time so playing this is a bit of a luxury rather than a commitment.
Feel free to apply for a place, we'll more than likely accept as we need whatever we can get our hands on lmao.
As long as you're not a complete male genital and respect everyone else in the clan, you'll fit right in!
Keep on keeping on, CptConnor <3
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,188 | 51.08% | 12,513 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,672 d | 2 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 879 | 51.67% | 2,851 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,653 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,212 | 50.29% | 9,603 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,194 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 52.96% | 4,213 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,172 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | 325 | 46.49% | 4,205 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,135 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 46.22% | 502 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,093 d | 5 months ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 57.25% | 276 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,074 d | 5 months ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 49.28% | 349 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,056 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 8 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.