Its members, its history and its figures
“Hetzers gonna hetz.”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 6 hours ago
We're a group of like-minded tankers who seek banter and hilarity, think you can handle the odd jab at your sexuality and insult to your intelligence? Then we might be the ideal clan for you.
Currently the requirements are:
A sense of humor
Not easily offended
Good grasp of the english language
In your clan application please include a greeting or something similar in english, if you leave it empty or just send a single word you will not get in.
Non-English speakers need not apply.
Commander
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Intelligence Officer
Quartermaster
Recruitment Officer
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,326 | 50.83% | 3,014 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,696 d | 2 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 700 | 46.87% | 4,922 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,696 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 796 | 43.99% | 4,635 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,315 d | today | |
| 4 | Intelligence Officer | 473 | 45.35% | 4,721 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,696 d | 2 months ago | |
| 5 | Quartermaster | 575 | 47.91% | 5,139 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,696 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Recruitment Officer | — | 47.35% | 3,231 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,696 d | 14 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 4 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.