Its members, its history and its figures
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Commander
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Private
Private
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 923 | 51.34% | 2,908 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 5,158 d | today | |
| 2 | Combat Officer | 569 | 47.88% | 7,130 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 5,158 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 962 | 51.67% | 3,770 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 5,157 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Combat Officer | 763 | 49.92% | 3,047 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,157 d | 2 months ago | |
| 5 | Combat Officer | 1,120 | 51.23% | 7,117 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 5,155 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Private | 803 | 48.77% | 8,530 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 5,092 d | today | |
| 7 | Private | 424 | 46.90% | 757 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 5,074 d | today | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 4 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.