Its members, its history and its figures
“Rock, paper, scissors…heat shell!”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 6 hours ago
"You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent a war in Europe, two super blocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side; and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast, opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war."
"Except, well, this is sort of a war, isn't it?"
"That's right. There was one tiny flaw in the plan."
"Oh, what was that?"
"It was bollocks."
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Executive Officer
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,666 | 52.63% | 23,500 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,629 d | 55 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 52.44% | 4,884 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,629 d | 5 months ago | |
| 3 | Private | 853 | 47.45% | 4,388 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,629 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 55.42% | 83 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,629 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Private | 1,094 | 50.57% | 4,768 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,617 d | today | |
| 6 | Recruit | 185 | 50.20% | 245 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,497 d | 2 months ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | 605 | 50.63% | 1,582 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,462 d | 2 months ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 44.53% | 1,033 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,435 d | 2 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 55.56% | 9 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,299 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 7 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.