Its members, its history and its figures
“"Don't tell them your name Pike!"”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 20 hours ago
Dads Army says it all...
We take our origins from the comedy 70-80's Brit TV show 'Dads Army' and the bungling antics of a Home Guard unit of WW II in the fictional town of Walmington on Sea.
DAMD is not looking for or indeed suitable for 'Unicums' (though welcome!) unless they are on 'r&r' from burn out.
We have Face Book & TeamSpeak.
Address is: dadsarmy.teamspeak.host
We've tried requiring member to log into T/S but hey there just ain't no discipline now days and its a free world... right?
Do expect a lot of friendly 'micky taking' if you don't use T/S!
‘Tankers’ with limited time to play/experience are welcome. 'Dads' look no further...
We are a social clan...
The clan is presently a bit dormant and will rebuild soon. However if you want clan benefits without any commitment then we are ideal for you possibly.
Expect adult humour at times (well, most times!) and swearing.
Please read & accept above to avoid disappointment.
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Recruit
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 47.64% | 1,696 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 43 d | 5 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 46.59% | 2,522 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 4,450 d | 5 months ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,162 | 51.13% | 29,916 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 2,152 d | 59 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 42.36% | 3,560 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 1,984 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | 1,104 | 51.36% | 70,505 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 244 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Junior Officer | 711 | 47.17% | 26,874 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,054 d | 2 months ago | |
| 7 | Junior Officer | 238 | 45.71% | 16,374 | — | — | — | 57 days ago | 2,543 d | 52 days ago | |
| 8 | Junior Officer | 1,127 | 49.49% | 26,696 | — | — | — | 56 days ago | 2,429 d | 55 days ago | |
| 9 | Junior Officer | — | 57.38% | 1,044 | — | — | — | 22 months ago | 2,389 d | 5 months ago | |
| 10 | Junior Officer | 852 | 48.84% | 40,259 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 2,339 d | 2 months ago | |
| 11 | Junior Officer | 1,395 | 49.86% | 16,774 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,109 d | 53 days ago | |
| 12 | Junior Officer | — | 49.09% | 55 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 2,030 d | 5 months ago | |
| 13 | Junior Officer | 675 | 46.62% | 10,152 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 1,996 d | 2 months ago | |
| 14 | Junior Officer | 742 | 48.74% | 30,798 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 1,853 d | 59 days ago | |
| 15 | Junior Officer | — | 50.79% | 4,782 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,757 d | 5 months ago | |
| 16 | Junior Officer | 968 | 47.70% | 10,258 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,386 d | 17 days ago | |
| 17 | Junior Officer | — | 50.17% | 1,196 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,285 d | 5 months ago | |
| 18 | Junior Officer | — | 57.14% | 56 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,158 d | 5 months ago | |
| 19 | Junior Officer | 1,760 | 52.46% | 20,619 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 1,137 d | 54 days ago | |
| 20 | Junior Officer | 560 | 46.35% | 10,571 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,082 d | 17 days ago | |
| 21 | Junior Officer | 1,089 | 49.19% | 21,716 | — | — | — | 19 months ago | 1,038 d | 54 days ago | |
| 22 | Junior Officer | — | 50.79% | 4,743 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,037 d | 5 months ago | |
| 23 | Junior Officer | — | 50.00% | 186 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,031 d | 4 months ago | |
| 24 | Junior Officer | 565 | 45.40% | 14,113 | — | — | — | 51 days ago | 944 d | 51 days ago | |
| 25 | Junior Officer | — | 34.38% | 32 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 823 d | 5 months ago | |
| 26 | Recruit | — | 51.54% | 130 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 714 d | 5 months ago | |
| 27 | Recruit | 1,144 | 49.81% | 12,073 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 378 d | 2 months ago | |
| 28 | Recruit | — | 42.15% | 121 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 182 d | 4 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 26 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.