Its members, its history and its figures
“Pirates arrr usually right but when we're not, there's an almighty CokUP!”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 7 hours ago
Avast me hearties, we're Pirates! We're going to board ya vessel and, shiver me timbers, steal all ya gold, arghh!
Pirates are not quiet, they are not reserved, they don't follow the rules and they like getting drunk on grog - all of which means we will never be amazing players, we won't win all the battles and we will troll our team and anyone else that looks like a landlubber!
As far as our plan goes - let me just grab the treasure map of adventure...
We want to have fun and get better, we can learn from our mistakes (that's the last time I smile at a crocodile...) and we appreciate others are also not perfect so all trolling is in good spirit. Unless you're being a dick. In which case, we're going to haunt you with our petty pirate gags and sea dog jokes until the day you die.
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 946 | 49.17% | 14,534 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,666 d | 18 days ago | |
| 2 | Quartermaster | 1,289 | 50.23% | 36,267 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 4,666 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Private | — | 47.23% | 1,789 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,663 d | 3 days ago | |
| 4 | Recruit | — | 45.93% | 1,032 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,079 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | 48.04% | 1,097 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,880 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 3 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.