Its members, its history and its figures
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Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 6 hours ago
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When you join us, you drop all assigned genders from the patriarchy and become bread-kin. You will herein be refered to as crusty or loafy, depending on your mood.
We are recruiting active members meeting the following requirements:
Exactly 4678 recent wn8
Maximum 600 overall wn8
Must speak fluent English, French, Spanish, Klingon, and Flemish
We are excited to announce our plans to challenge FAME on the global map and on supermarket shelves. Must drink semi-skimmed milk!
On Thursdays we all wear pink
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
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| 1 | Commander | — | 56.77% | 229 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 3,840 d | 5 months ago | |
| 2 | Personnel Officer | 1,759 | 53.98% | 23,133 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 3,599 d | 55 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 1,537 | 53.20% | 12,130 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,610 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Private | 2,120 | 54.48% | 33,910 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,827 d | 2 months ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | 2,146 | 56.00% | 15,420 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,594 d | 2 months ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | 2,094 | 56.77% | 3,854 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,594 d | 2 months ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 56.09% | 558 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,594 d | 5 months ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | 2,160 | 55.56% | 2,536 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 3,594 d | 5 months ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 51.26% | 2,304 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,038 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 9 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.