Its members, its history and its figures
“Drink and Drive!”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 19 hours ago
From a small island in Sweden a couple of harried drunk islanders
fueled by Bourbon emerged from the sea in their space tanks
Spewing vengeance and hell fire on their foes
seeking those who stole their bacon of immense tastiness from their homes whilst asleep in drunken stupor.
Commander
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,284 | 51.83% | 11,894 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,287 d | 2 days ago | |
| 2 | Junior Officer | 1,654 | 54.05% | 10,033 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 5,089 d | 2 months ago | |
| 3 | Junior Officer | 1,144 | 49.97% | 12,657 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,495 d | 52 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | 1,108 | 50.21% | 1,448 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 5,287 d | 2 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | 507 | 49.29% | 1,406 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 5,286 d | yesterday | |
| 6 | Private | 897 | 51.51% | 8,331 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 5,264 d | today | |
| 7 | Private | 803 | 49.61% | 5,146 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,264 d | 2 days ago | |
| 8 | Private | — | 48.27% | 2,660 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,188 d | 2 months ago | |
| 9 | Private | 1,988 | 56.65% | 9,227 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,162 d | 2 days ago | |
| 10 | Private | 51 | 45.21% | 3,349 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 5,035 d | 2 months ago | |
| 11 | Private | — | 47.37% | 38 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 4,992 d | 13 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | 1,065 | 50.00% | 3,412 | 30 | 350 | 33.33% | 57 days ago | 4,848 d | today | |
| 13 | Private | 693 | 49.57% | 2,540 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,798 d | yesterday | |
| 14 | Private | 525 | 45.92% | 3,079 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 3,607 d | 2 months ago | |
| 15 | Private | 330 | 46.76% | 370 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,570 d | 2 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 5 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.