Its members, its history and its figures
“Old grumpy sad folks with ammo and a grudge”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 23 hours ago
One day a bunch of old sad semisocial farts with a temper came together and decided to form a clan. Now we are looking for more members. It is not an absolute requirement, but you should either be old, getting old or just plain be born old, you should also be sad and angry like the rest of us, mainly because there is a limit to how much sunshine, flowers and overall happiness we can take.
If you feel like this is you, or you feel like you're about to reach this point in life send us an application.
For the most part we're an Norwegian clan, but we do have a few English members as well.
So, don't wait around - Drop us an application today and lets go shoot things together
Commander
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Combat Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,683 | 52.37% | 28,841 | — | — | — | 23 months ago | 1,903 d | 56 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,091 | 50.82% | 28,602 | 179 | 752 | 46.37% | 12 days ago | 3,806 d | today | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | 1,128 | 49.42% | 73,658 | 1,378 | 932 | 45.28% | today | 3,597 d | today | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | 1,434 | 51.78% | 81,239 | 231 | 1,223 | 51.08% | today | 2,151 d | today | |
| 5 | Personnel Officer | 1,196 | 50.00% | 38,187 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 1,004 d | today | |
| 6 | Combat Officer | 1,574 | 52.90% | 40,530 | — | — | — | 15 months ago | 3,206 d | today | |
| 7 | Recruitment Officer | 1,989 | 56.60% | 8,247 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,646 d | yesterday | |
| 8 | Recruitment Officer | 857 | 47.06% | 18,389 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 3,224 d | today | |
| 9 | Recruitment Officer | 1,453 | 54.90% | 49,113 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,279 d | yesterday | |
| 10 | Recruitment Officer | 1,167 | 48.78% | 44,997 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 1,756 d | 2 months ago | |
| 11 | Junior Officer | 1,145 | 51.38% | 21,243 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 3,781 d | today | |
| 12 | Junior Officer | 1,219 | 50.64% | 18,715 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 3,741 d | 53 days ago | |
| 13 | Junior Officer | 1,044 | 48.41% | 4,505 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 3,596 d | 2 months ago | |
| 14 | Junior Officer | 1,619 | 52.59% | 20,402 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,513 d | today | |
| 15 | Junior Officer | 2,166 | 58.00% | 24,895 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,808 d | today | |
| 16 | Junior Officer | 393 | 42.78% | 4,771 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 2,166 d | 2 months ago | |
| 17 | Private | 1,487 | 51.04% | 25,609 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,627 d | today | |
| 18 | Private | 1,968 | 53.05% | 27,013 | 113 | 970 | 53.10% | 21 days ago | 3,520 d | today | |
| 19 | Private | — | 48.45% | 4,561 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 2,395 d | 5 months ago | |
| 20 | Private | 709 | 47.61% | 27,376 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,273 d | 2 months ago | |
| 21 | Private | 1,038 | 48.40% | 9,589 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,225 d | today | |
| 22 | Private | 906 | 48.32% | 7,556 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,122 d | today | |
| 23 | Private | 580 | 46.33% | 1,254 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,057 d | today | |
| 24 | Private | 1,209 | 50.19% | 19,780 | — | — | — | 54 days ago | 2,050 d | 54 days ago | |
| 25 | Private | 1,660 | 52.51% | 14,606 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 1,611 d | today | |
| 26 | Private | — | 46.31% | 339 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 774 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 9 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.