Its members, its history and its figures
“If you're not on the redline, you're on the dead line.”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 10 hours ago
We are a bunch of decommissioned B-2 battle droids of various states of mental deterioration looking to farm tomato's for credits.
If given a filed promotion by your CO to corporal and being told to "check it out" you must respond with "Rodger Rodger" followed by having your ammo rack explode. Failure to do so will result in a kick.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Intelligence Officer
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,563 | 53.80% | 10,610 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 2,120 d | 18 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,450 | 52.14% | 30,721 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 2,120 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,724 | 53.12% | 23,481 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,120 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 2,253 | 55.33% | 23,130 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 1,780 d | 55 days ago | |
| 5 | Intelligence Officer | — | 47.47% | 3,552 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 2,120 d | 5 months ago | |
| 6 | Private | 853 | 47.52% | 10,714 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,118 d | yesterday | |
| 7 | Recruit | 944 | 49.63% | 9,619 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 2,119 d | 2 months ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 55.48% | 1,022 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,118 d | 5 months ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 41.72% | 465 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,117 d | 5 months ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 51.59% | 345 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,109 d | 5 months ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | 1,323 | 59.78% | 179 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 617 d | 8 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 7 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.